Ask a Dumb Guy http://www.askadumbguy.com Bad advice and incorrect information, free of charge. Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:23:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Baffled by the British Dear Dumb Guy: Hating on the British is a global phenomenon. Americans, Australians, the Irish ... so many people dislike the Brits. Yet they keep coming at us with the best entertainment on the small-screen. So I guess my question is, how can the British be so lame, but consistently ... http://www.askadumbguy.com/2009/08/05/baffled-by-the-british/ How do camels have intercourse? Dear Dumb Guy: How do camels have intercourse? - Mike Hunt Dear Mike: VERY CAREFULLY! BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! No, seriously, what's wrong with you? Did you skip middle school biology? Ordinarily I don't like to call people out for asking dumb questions, but this one takes the camel-shaped cake! Every person over the age ... http://www.askadumbguy.com/2009/06/18/how-do-camels-have-intercourse/ A differential equation, dogs and Bottle Caps. Dear Dumb Guy: What is the difference between a non-linear second order homogeneous differential equation and an overclocked doggie? And why do the underclocked ones keep trying to repair people's bottle caps? - ssj4Gogeta in Seattle Dear Seattle: Let me answer the first part of your question first: Forty bucks, same ... http://www.askadumbguy.com/2009/05/22/a-differential-equation-dogs-and-bottle-caps/ What is Wolfram Alpha, and why should I care? Dear Dumb Guy: I've been hearing a lot about something called Wolfram Alpha. What is it? - Googled out in Georgia Dear Georgia: You're right, there is a ton of buzz surrounding it - and rightfully so! "Wolfram: Alpha" is the upcoming prequel to the recent movie "Wolverine," and it's gonna be ... http://www.askadumbguy.com/2009/05/22/what-is-wolfram-alpha-and-why-should-i-care/ You say potato, I say spud Dear Dumb Guy: What's the difference between regular potato salad and German potato salad? - Culinarily challenged in Cincinnati. Dear Cincinnati: What's the difference? All the difference in the world! Namely, German potato salad doesn't use potatoes, but rather a colorful mixture of diced radish, rutabaga, slivered almonds and dish detergent. The ... http://www.askadumbguy.com/2009/03/06/you-say-potato-i-say-spud/