I just call it a stick of bread.

Dear Dumb Guy: What’s the proper way to pronounce “baguette”? Is it bag-ETTE or BAG-ette? - Crusty in Chicago

Dear Chicago: Neither one is correct; in fact, most people mispronounce this word. It is actually four syllables, with an r-sound that isn’t in the spelling. Proper pronunciation is bag-ARR-dee-ette.

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